Any dispute over any section of this Agreement shall be decided by an arbitrator or mediator chosen by the website owner at the time of the dispute, will fall within the scope of Austrian law and will be resolved under Austrian jurisdiction.Ģ. This Agreement makes up the entirety of the Agreement between the parties. This document is an Agreement between the website (hereinafter known as "the website"), and any individual person accessing that website (hereinafter known as user). When the Kinsey report was published, Tallulah remarked that “the good doctor's clinical notes were old hat to me”.1. Actress, Tallulah Bankhead (1902 –1968) claimed that she had over 500 lovers. Poet, Lord Byron (1788-1824), shagged anything that stayed still long enough (including his half-sister, Augusta, and over 200 male lovers during a holiday around Greece.) Napoleon Bonaparte’s sister, Pauline (1780-1825), took on so many well-endowed lovers that her doctors diagnosed her with an exhausted vagina.
Legendary lover, Casanova (1725-1798) wrote he “was born for the sex opposite to mine, I have always loved it and done all that I could to make myself loved by it.” (In memoirs he tallies 130 lovers). John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester (1647-1680) rutted his way through Restoration Britain like a man possessed. In fact, there are many historical figures that would no doubt be drying out in nooky rehab if they were around today.Īncient Rome boasts a rollcall of sexually incontinent Emperors that make Silvio Berlusconi look like Jonas Brother. Rather than waving the crown jewels at anything in a skirt, today it’s likely that Bertie would join the likes of Michael Douglas, Charlie Sheen, David Duchovny, Robbie Williams, Russell Brand, and Tiger Woods in rehab, being treated for compulsive sexual behaviour. If the Prince were alive today, the paparazzi, social media, and checks on constitutional monarchy would make it considerably harder for Bertie to indulge on the scale he did. Disgraced and divorced at 28, Harriett was declared insane and spent the rest of her days in an asylum collateral damage to the lusts of the powerful Prince of Wales. With Lord Cole, Sir Frederic Johnstone, and the Prince of Wales and with others, often and in open day." The Prince swore under oath that they had never had an affair, but when Lord Cole admitted adultery with Harriet (likely bribed by Bertie) the divorce was granted anyway. Following the birth of her daughter, Lady Harriet had sobbingly confessed to her husband that the baby wasn’t his and that "I have been very wicked. But, marriage was never going to tame Bertie he was just getting warmed this was not the case with Lady Harriet Mordaunt whose husband, Sir Charles Mordaunt named the Prince as one of his wife’s lovers in the following divorce correspondence, forcing the Prince to appear in court. It’s highly unlikely Alexandra ever had a turn in Bertie’s love chair, but she managed to bare him five children nonetheless. Keen to dam up the breach in sexual propriety, Victoria saw to it Bertie was swiftly married off to the beautiful Princess Alexandra of Denmark. Shortly after, Albert died and Queen Victoria forever more blamed his death on the stress brought about by “that dreadful business”. Word of Bertie’s dalliances soon got back to his parents and a concerned Albert took his son for a long walk in the rain to discuss his indiscretions. While serving in Ireland with the British army, fellow officers smuggled the actress, Nellie Clifton, into the then 19-year-old Bertie’s quarters to relieve him of his virginity. His mother, Queen Victoria, had hoped Bertie would take after his father, Prince Albert, and grow into a staunchly moral man.
Edward VII, also known as ‘Dirty Bertie’ and ‘Edward the Caresser’, was a man of gargantuan sexual appetites, who rutted his way through available (and not so available) lady folk like a tomcat with three testicles.
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